The Verse is turning into a ZOO! Becky's got a cat, Barb found a dog, Navaar adopted a hoojib, and Obi has a dragon and an elephant. Oh ok... I'll take the blame for the elephant. What can I say? I'm a GIVER!
Maybe I should get an animal... Nah. I mean, I already talk to Siege every once in a while. That's pretty much the same thing. Meh.
And speaking of that piece of osik, I got suckered into going on this "check up" of a medical center that apparently "just had a broken communicator". Yeah right.
So we get up there and Barb and I check out a HUGE HOLE made by an explosion, our specialty. The whole deal was pretty shady in more ways than one from the beginning and I was really lucky that I had my night vision goggles on me.
Anyway, I turned a corner and got CLAWED in the BACK by a Karking Rakghoul! I passed the kriff out and the next morning, I looked like THIS:
I WAS NOT HAPPY! Siege got some of it too, but he didn't get all ugly like I did. I mean, more ugly that usual.
I saw Becky on the vid screen this morning and... I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A BECKY BURGER AND GO NOM NOM NOM! And then Vader, my new BFF, KARKING FORCE THREW ME AGAINST A WALL! I HATE BEING FORCE THROWN INTO WALLS! OMM I would have been really mad if I wasn't attached to a MEDICAL BED and it landed ON TOP OF ME. Mostly because it knocked me nearly unconscious and I really couldn't be mad.
THEN CAME THE SCARY NOISES.
Siege was next to me so I grabbed for his body and pulled him under the mangled bed with me for safety. My appetite left almost immediately when I saw guns aimed right at me.
It was Luke. LUKE WAS GOING TO SHOOT ME. Vader was telling him to shoot me because I was a Ugly Zombie thing and he didn't want the rest of the fleet contaminated. I knew I had been shot up with an antidote because I had a syringe mark on my arm and I was getting less slimy every second. Siege and I were going to be fine... but it seemed like no one but me knew that.
I had never been so scared. Even when Barb shot me, she did it so quick, I didn't have time to be scared!
He just stood there fore a long time with that gun pointed right at my head... but he put it down.
THEN HIS COMPANY STUNNED US AND SHOVED US ON THE CAELEM!
I owe him my life and I have sworn my loyalty to him. I now have troops in HIS army.
I can't wait until we DESTROY VADER. He wanted me to just... be abandoned. I mean, I know I'm not the greatest person in the world, but... COME ON.
Barb is coming. I am THRILLED. I can't wait until we can get together and take down the empire that stands for NOTHING. We are the Mean Girls and we are going to get Bitchy.
WISH ME LUCK, BITCHES! WE'RE GOING ROGUE MORE THAN SARAH PALIN!
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