Trooper Blog 6: Wait for it.... NOW!

So the Epic battle between evil and evil was put on hold... Luke decided that an attack would endanger his sister too much and called it off. And since Leia would have, I assume, also been against shooting my ugly ass, I agree with Luke's decision. She's cool... for a Rebel.




I didn't get to attack with my own troops and I now understand that that is perfectly ok. Luke went down to face Daddy issues and Darth Vader head on BY HIMSELF. Yeah... right.

Barb and I don't take too kindly to being left behind, especially by someone we both deeply care for. Not 10 minutes after his shuttle landed on Byss, we were right there lurking outside the door.

I didn't feel too safe... It felt like our minds were somewhere else. Our bodies were hanging outside the room where Luke and Vader were pacing, but our minds were in some sort of very revealing therapy session.



It took Darth Vader disappearing to get us to snap back and realize that Luke wasn't well. We grabbed him and threw him on the shuttle and got him back to the Lusankya, who by the way, is a very polite and caring ship, and dumped him on a med bad bed.... And that's when the fun started. Lusankya knew something was wrong and said that Luke was weird. Different, somehow. And I'm a gal who trusts machines, boy howdy. *eyeroll*

A few evil cackles and foreboding phrases later, CREEPY!LUKE *breath* FORCE THEW BARB AND I AGAINST A WALL. Again, I HATE being Force thrown into walls!

After that, squirrelly Luke ran out the door and apparently got lost, turned around, and came back. But not after avoiding the shots from the ship. Ok... what?



I tried to stun him, but for once, I wasn't stunning. *yuk yuk*

But something happened to where he collapsed and ... just... not good.

Turns out Byss was a BAD BAD PLACE. Sir Prick McPalpatine is a BAD BAD MAN!

(BAD JOKE AHEAD)
It seems that Palpy took over Luke's body there for a second. But hey, I'd wanna take over his body, too, IYKWIM.
(THAT COMPLETES THE BAD JOKE. THANK YOU.)

Barb and I were worried. Like crazy-have-no-idea-what-to-do worried. Group hugs can only fix so much! We're sure this isn't over.

Hopefully things will either cool down.... OR WE CAN GO ATTACK BECAUSE, DAMN, I WANT SOME REAL ACTION AGAIN!

Ever since I have returned to my normal, awesome, gorgeous and undeniably Hapan form, I feel like I'm stronger. I have a higher pain tolerance and I know I can't get hurt as easily. I mean, I got thrown against a wall and I hopped right back up to chase his goofy ass. It felt good.



Anyway, I'm sure there will be more fun stuff coming. I mean, it wouldn't be the twitterverse if there wasn't some good-old-fashioned-back-of-the-hand-to-the-forehead drama and some blazing pistols. I live for that kind of stuff, yo.

Now who wants to make out... secretly? Mwahahaha!

-S