There has been some REALLY weird stuff going on. No Joke. Mostly good, no worries.
Probably because they all involve me, so of course they're good. Duh.
Good News Number 1: BARB'S AWAKE!
I don't care what happened or how she ended up there and in a coma, but she's back. *glee*
Good News Number 2: I have a Twin Brother!
Yeah... as it turns out, that connection everyone saw between us... was family! Apparently our Mandalorian father met our deadbeat whore of a Hapan mother and decided to boink, have babies, AND THEN separate them like it's some Karking trend. Who does that?
He has the same eyes I do. It's... it's cool. I really like having him as a little brother. That's right. I said LITTLE brother. I'm 5 minutes older. I won the womb race. Go me!
He's my sweet little vod'ika and hopefully he'll teach me more about that culture. Honestly, I don't want to be trained by Bik. He doesn't know me and how I learn. He doesn't care. Siege does. He'll care and won't screw around.
Meanwhile, I'll be shoving Hapan culture down his throat. Mostly because it's a woman centric culture.... mostly. XD
Luke and Leia... Siege and Sarah... Why didn't we see this coming?
... Because we're Hapan and can't see a damn thing. 8D
Good News Number 3: I GOT MY SHIP BACK!
I nearly made out with the floor! Most of my things are gone, but it's good to see a few explosives and my bed again. I missed it so much. True love lasts forever.
I stayed at the mansion for the past few nights while Kiti, Ani, and Obi are on a cruise. So far, the only bad thing that's happened is that my stupid twerp of a brother kicked the door in. But he just broke the hinges so it was an easy fix.
I'm going to go make dinner then decide where I'm going to sleep. I really like all the pillows I have at the mansion. It kind of reminds me of the handmaiden pillows that I loved. But I missed the Reaver so much and it was always soooo comfy. Pillows. Reaver. Pillows. Reaver. ARG!
By the way congrats to you and Mando - it's great to have family, yeah?
ReplyDeleteAnd feel free to snag some of those pillows if you want. I'll buy some more later.
Two things.
ReplyDeleteOne.... put pillows ON the Reaver. I know. MIND BLOWN.
Second... I cannot visit your blog without feeding the fish in the trooper tank. Right over the troopers codpiece. I think there's something wrong with me.